soberscientistlife:

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This shouldn’t even have to be said.

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cloacacarnage:

i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

Wtf????

Smoove with it too 

This is the kind of shit you see in anime that shows that a certain character is stronger than other characters. 

“Pathetic.  You can’t even hold the bat you dare step to the plate? Have you no respect for the sport?”

reminds me of this gif

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Originally posted by wavingtoyesterday

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Baseball players are to be feared

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Originally posted by unbelievable-facts

Reblogging for the last one

^Same for me

They just kept getting progressively more “woah”

much woah

Oh my god this is a lucky universe

every time this post comes around, my favorite part is the “I know it’s the Mets” qualifier at the beginning lmao like how baseball that this zillion note posts starts with “sorry for putting this hellteam on your dash, bUT”

Y’all have no idea how hard I was trying not to laugh in class at that poor bird

They…they just blew up a fucking bird…

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Ball’s dead. Bird’s dead. I’m dead

World Heritage Post

Clip from a newspaper. It is a quote from Randy Johnson, Seattle Mariners pitcher. "I don't own a gun, but I keep a bag of baseballs near our bed. If someone breaks in they better be wearing a batting helmet because I'm going to throw at their head."

personally my favorite thing about Mr. Bird Evaporator is this

imagine being the poor fool tryna rob this man’s house only to be instantly transported to the same dimension as that bird

Are we all forgetting that Randy Johnson then went on to make a sports photography company, and the logo for said company is the obliterated bird?


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soberscientistlife:

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The one and only time I have agreed with MTG.

imconfusedallthetimehelp:

our-queer-experience:

Welcome to all of you who recently followed me. It's wonderful to see you all. This is me after 43 years on estrogen (and, of course, 43 years older as well). No more glamour photos for me, but I'm very happy. Have a glorious day, everyone! pic.twitter.com/YgXWQQTDHJ  — Teresa Palomar, Your Trans Matriarch (@TeresaPalomar1) July 12, 2023ALT

we DO grow old and happy. btw.

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And you find love and it stays with you.

punk-chicken-radio:

yo la tengo - today is the day

-ax and TOS